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When your mom asks you if you have a boyfriend and the girl you fucked is standing right next to you

new fav

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(x)

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6 hours ago with 1 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Now I really have to arrest you cuz now you're being adorable

*starts to sing* take me baaaaby or leaaaave meeee (let’s hope you know that song)


14 hours ago with 0 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Nope I can't do that, one more count!

I’m sleepy, arrest me tomorrow


14 hours ago with 0 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Two more counts!!!

Aww come on man, can’t you just, you know….let me off? :)


15 hours ago with 1 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Are you sure you wanna add another count of cuteness to your record?

Hmmm why don’t you be the decider of that, huh


16 hours ago with 0 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
Someone's getting a little bit sassy to be talking to an officer

Sass? Me? Never! *smiles*


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stocker42:

Emma Stone’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!

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16 hours ago with 118344 notes Reblog / via / source

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

16 hours ago with 1 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
An officer of the law of cuties

That doesn’t really answer my question 😏


16 hours ago with 0 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
How can you tell who's been looking at your account?

I have a link inserted into my theme html which gives me the locations and IP addresses of everyone who clicks on my tumblr


16 hours ago with 0 notes Reblog 
Anonymous
They are from me cutie

But who areee you?


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